Walking to the locker rooms after a long day of All-Stars Transformed racing, Sonic failed to notice

Tomorrow marks Sonic s 21st birthday! While not a milestone like the 20th anniversary, Sonic s 21st is a big deal in regards to the perks that come with being a 21 year-old, los angeles valley college at least in the United States. In a very special Weekly Five, we ll take a look at five things Sonic will be doing tomorrow. Some good, but mostly bad. Okay, mostly bad. Do you really think we d be all cheery and PC when it comes to Sonic?
While Sonic has had his drivers license for some years now, he has sadly been unable to rent a car. Given Sonic s free spirited attitude, I don t think ownership is a big deal with him. Take a look at the Tornado. It s Sonic s plane, but he let Tails pretty much have it. Sonic has cars in the Drift and All-Stars games, but I m sure it was killing him to have to buy the damn things. Now that Sonic is 21, he can free himself from the shackles of ownership and rent from here on out. Given the cost of a transforming vehicle, I m sure he is very happy to rent come this November. Only downside, most rental companies place a surcharge on renters under the age of 25. D oh!
You knew this one was coming, los angeles valley college so best to say it earlier than later. Come tomorrow, Sonic will be drunk off his hedgehog ass. SEGA doesn t want to admit it, SEGA of America DEFINITELY doesn t want to admit it (given how they feel about cleavage), los angeles valley college but it ll happen. Given Sonic s ability to wolf down a chili dog in a single bite, and his penchant for speed, I can see Sonic downing insane amounts of alcohol in a short amount of time. Sonic would probably go with a gold lager, anything with Gold in the name. Something cheap, no doubt, so he can afford one hundred of them. I just hope that Sonic doesn t think downing one hundred beers leads to an extra life, because in reality it will lead to an instant death. Barry Says: Drink responsibly, Sonic!
Sonic has been homeless for over twenty years. Think about it, not once has Sonic had a place to call home. He s always off adventuring , when really he s just a dirty drifter claiming to be on an adventure. Sonic needs to be real with himself and his lifestyle. It s time to have a place to call home. No more sleeping in Tails workshop or under a palm tree. Sonic needs to buy a nice place with the rings he has amassed over the years and settle los angeles valley college down.
I know there are a lot of Sonic and Amy Rose shippers out there, but lets be honest. Amy is just too young for Sonic. Sure, in the games Sonic and Amy are only four years apart, but a 12 year old and a 15 year old still doesn t sit will with me. Neither does a 21 year old and a 12 year old. Sonic needs to sit Amy down and break to her that he is not interested and that if she continues to pursue him, he may very well end up in Prison Island. Amy doesn t want that, so hopefully she ll give the hog some distance and then Sonic can give Elise a call when Amy isn t around.
Sonic is a good guy, but one area where he has constantly broken the law is at the casinos. The guy wasn t even two years old and he had already developed a gambling addiction! This carried over to games including Sonic Adventure, Sonic Heroes and Sonic 4 Episode 1. The whole time, Sonic was collecting his winnings illegally. Maybe now that he is 21, Sonic can gamble guilt free.
Actually, if Sonic and Amy were initially 3 years apart in age (15 12) then Sonic is 21 and Amy is 18. Also, if we are going by years they were created, Amy is more 19-20 by now. Oh great. I just gave someone a really bad fanfic idea. XP
Walking to the locker rooms after a long day of All-Stars Transformed racing, Sonic failed to notice the small skirt on the silhouette of the hedgehog attached to the ladies room door. Passing Ulala and MiMi (who makes a cameo), Sonic entered the shower room. From behind a wall of steam came a high pitched voice saying Sonic? . Sonic froze. A-Amy? stammered Sonic.
This article is really for American audiences mainly I see, in European territories, the UK in particular, this is no real big deal as you can smoke, drink and buy a house younger than 21, especially up in Scotland I hear, you can get married los angeles valley college and have all the same rights as a fully grown adult under Scots law, and can do everything from 16 years old.
Other then that, Sonic could have drank in the UK 3 years beforehand as well as rant a house too (I think you have to be 16/17 to be classified as self reliant as your parents CAN kick you out at that age.
This article is really for American audiences mainly I see, in European territories, the UK in particular, this is no real big deal as you can smoke, drink and buy a house younger than 21, especially up in Scotland I hear, you can get married and have all the same rights as a fully grown adult under Scots law, and can do everything from 16 years old onwards, just how it s always been there.
I never listed smoking as an activity Sonic can now do, so I m sure he s been smoking for a while. As for buying a house, it was my understanding that being 21 means you don t need a co-signer. Considering all of Sonic s friends are under 20 years old, he couldn t buy one til now. Unless los angeles valley college I m wrong, and in that case no biggie. Sonic isn t real anyway. (:^O