Matthew Inman : Creator of theoatmeal.com , his new book is How To Tell if Your Cat Is Plotting To K

This past weekend was the New York Comic Con , and Heeb joined the Hazarai booth where the podcast Ko-Point was recording. Ko-point asked about collectibles, but Heeb asked some questions of their own. Guests included:
Seth Kushner travel web sites : Creator of the comic auto-bio series Schmuck . His new book is Leaping Tall Buildings: The Origins of American Comics , for which he is the photographer. (He s also a former photographer travel web sites for Heeb Magazine!)
Matthew Inman : Creator of theoatmeal.com , his new book is How To Tell if Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You . This is the same badass who showed up those jerks at Funny Junk , and helped fund the a new Tesla Museum .
David Lloyd : Creator of Kickback , illustrator of V for Vendetta . Currently working on Aces Weekly , an exclusively digital comic art magazine. (It's awesome because there's not buyer involved, all the subscription profits are split equally among the artists.)
Seth Kushner: Peter Parker , even thought he's not supposed to be Jewish. It's the guilt angle, and it's not guilt about Jesus, it's guilt about his uncle who was murdered. For me it's like my mom, for him it's his uncle. When Brian Michael Bendis , who's a very Jewish writer, is writing him, a quarter of his dialogue is Yiddish. He's SO Jewish.
David Lloyd: Well it has to be Superman , doesn't travel web sites it? It has to be, because he was created by two great Jewish creators . It was such a pioneering thing, it's the original, and you could say the best in one sense, because it's the crystallization of a great idea. And also it turned the tables on the Nazis, that's what I loved about it. Because travel web sites they were always looking for the uber-mensch, and look what happened!
Danny Fingeroth: I will twist the question a little and say that in my book Disguised as Clark Kent: Jews, Comics, and the Creation of the Superhero , published by Continuum, I find the Jewish roots of The Mighty Thor . Thor spent a lot of time wanting to intermarry with a mortal woman, and his father Odin, with the very bearded Biblical look, basically forbid him to do that. It wasn't just a subplot that was in one issue, it went on for months and months and months, travel web sites that is must have been somehow subconsciously of concern to Lee and Kirby .
J.T. Waldman: Besides Harvey Pekar ? Right now, probably Batwoman. She's into the Kabbalah, travel web sites I mean, I don't know if she's going to schul . . . I think in mainstream comics, she's probably the most high profile right now. There's the obvious one of Superman . . . he's not practicing, but I mean he's from a destroyed place, he was put in a little basket, he was raised by foreigners, he took a shiksa name and works in media, what else do you want? And Kitty Pryde , duh.
Seth Kushner: It would have to be a mohel who uses a kryptonite scalpel. Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to cut the foreskin. If he had the proper scalpel fashioned from kryptonite, he would feel pain.
Matt Innman: I think it would hurt him, you'd have to probably glaze his crotch in kryptonite first, and then slice. I can't think of a better way to apply a crystal to your penis other than glazing it.
Ben McCool: travel web sites It would certainly be possible, though you'd have to use some epically super strong chain straw. Possibly the kind the grips could be made of some kryptonite-type substance. But that would maybe shatter travel web sites his willy all together. So it would have to be a mixture of kryptonite and something else. Kryptonite to penetrate the skin, but then other stuff just to not completely mangle his man business. Because his misses would be pretty travel web sites distraught about that. Could you imagine Superman travel web sites shagging though? Oh my God, he's be like d-d-d-d, he'd be like a sowing machine, man!
J.T. Waldman: I have to admit, I grew up watching the Christopher Reeve movies, and then I never really read any Superman stories. I heard you talking to Danny about shooting the laser beams in the mirror, but I don't know if he's certified as a moil so I'd be concerned if he would cut off a little too much. Thirteen-year-old boys have very serious conversations about the genitals of their favorite superheroes, and so really, he's "The Man of Steel." So what is he shooting out when he "arrives," and would that hurt someone? So then I'm wondering if Superman really just celibate? He must have contact, but I don't know if he's getting off, and it must be really lonely.
Matt Inman: Probably Wookie Jesus, or some variation of a Wookie. Do they have female travel web sites Wookies? I'm assuming they do. Because I could brush its hair out and make a whole nice evening out of it, strawberries and stuff. travel web sites [Heeb: So if you were going to " high five a vagina ," as you say, you wouldn't want them to shave first?] No, I like it to be like a jungle cruise, moreso travel web sites than a desert stretch.
Danny Fingeroth: Spiderman would probably be interesting to hang out with. He's a native New Yorker like I am. If I had to pick one female superhero to spend the night with . . . Wonder Woman , because she's Wonder Woman. Maybe she is Jewish , who knows? I know a lot of Jewish amazons.
J.T. I'd have to say The Invisible Woman and Mr. Fantastic , because with them you get it all. They're gettin' freaky in the bed. And to create Franklin , who's like the most powerful superhero ever, something magical's happening there. A sandwich between the two of them, you've got everything covered.
Leon Doell: Platonically or intimately? You know what? It doesn t matter. The answer is Vixen from the Justice League. travel web sites She can literally have the traits of any animal. One second, she s pretending to be a antechinus , an Australian marsupial that can have sex for two weeks straight and then the next, whammo, she s a bear and catch us salmon for a dinner. Oh and she can beat up people for me. This is a really sexy conversation.
Megan Sass is a natural travel web sites redhead. She is also a writer, travel web sites actor, and Hebrew School teacher. Turn-ons travel web sites include: Boxer Dogs, Falafel, and and Fanboys (especially those residing in the capital of the DC Universe). You can follow her on twitter at @Megan_Sass .